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Anonymous asked:
Maybe Jeff Bezos is only getting a divorce because he realised marriage is a type of union
ohmygodthanks answered:
This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.
My medieval professor is a true mystic. He did his masters in Finland but ended up studying and teaching at Oxford, is apparently teaching us despite the people who fund his research project not allowing him to, has made multiple (presumable) jokes about being born in the 19th century despite looking like a 30-year-old, is a complete savage towards all the historical figures he speaks about, casually mentioned adapting some medieval texts into some kind of a play that the national opera performed (multiple times?) and he just generally looks like he just magically appeared on earth a few hundred years ago and is still trying to adapt to having a physical form thus looking constantly baffled
for visual aid he is awkwardly tall, only wears plaid or amazingly ugly sweaters (occasionally both) and has the most chaotic hair I have ever seen on a man
“Today there are only two parties: those who want to conserve the current social order, and those who do not want to conserve it. Everything else is nothing but a sham, a mask”
— Louis-Auguste Blanqui